Potentially You: Enter for what?
Me: You fool! You have until midnight tomorrow (Friday 10/29) to enter to win a free copy of Dread or Monsters and Other Childish Things pdfs.
Potentially You: That's sounds amazing!
Me: I know!
Potentially You: But how do I win? Do I have to survive a night in the old Westing House?
Me: Stop being such a fool! All you have to do is send an email to email@example.com with your follower name, email you'd like the pdf sent to if you win, and th ename of your favorite movie!
Potentially You: I'm not a follower, how do I...?
Me: You're lucky I'm so patient! Check out the left column where it says followers, click "follow," and follow the instructions. WHAM! Now you're a follower!
Potentially You: But my favorite horror movie is Saw V, will you judge me for my poor taste?
Me: Yes! But not publicly, just inside my head and to all my friends (the ones outside my head, not inside).
Definitely You: I'm in!