Thursday, October 29, 2009
Shocktober Day 29 - Bad Break
She hated all children, sad but true,
Normal candy would not work, no it just would not do.
She dreamed and she planned, and schemed even more,
This candy, no way, you could buy in a store.
Discovery, alas, almost came too late,
Cyanide, she explored, for the love of her hate.
That would not do, but what special treat to bake?
She finally decided, those teeth, she must break!
(Image borrowed from ehow.com, cause it's awesome. I apologize for the lame poem, but I was inspired and I don't ever write poetry, and afterall, children's poems are like the best poems anyway.)